01:05 Things that have surpassed my wildest expectations: W Lounge's "Soul Night"; @borgdrone's slavish adulation of Tori Amos; peanut butter. #
09:26 Major FAIL at our staff training today—they ran out of coffee right before I arrived. I figure that means I can just go home, right? #
10:15 ♫ Katherine, kiss me
Flick your cigarette then kiss me
Flick your eyes at mine so briefly...
♫ blip.fm/~g6zm0 #
10:17 love this image of atheists in foxholes: bit.ly/3X1Z94 (via @janaremy) #
10:21 @chrislbs Yuck. #
11:01 Another example of how Utah liquor laws make ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING SENSE: Virgin drinks only at distillery opening j.mp/aA6nJ #
11:11 Laughing inappropriately at Twitter in a staff training session. Oh, @favstar. Thanks for working with me to get me fired. #
11:30 .@ryanmer is taking pics instead of paying attention to this presentation on car-less commuting. Why does he hate the planet so much?? #
11:36 I keep promising I'll start riding my bike to work again...then I imagine hauling it up the basement stairs & the idea dies a natural death. #
11:50 @MariaSpeedRacer It's almost as if his idea of "funny" is COMPLETELY SKEWED. #
11:58 Ooh, @ryanmer just made a comment. He has so much to teach us about noncynical participation.
Bwahahahaha! I kill me. #
12:32 On the one hand, I didn't get today off. On the other hand, I'm being paid to eat lunch & watch ppl yank hopefully on the locked doors. Hee. #
13:16 @AltF4LJDrama Nope, we're closed—but we have staff training, so we don't get the day off. #
13:55 On the one hand, I didn't get today off. On the other hand, I'm being paid to eat lunch & watch ppl yank hopefully on the locked doors. Hee. #
13:56 (The last was a repost, bc Tweetie, Ping.fm and Twitter were all being butts.) #
13:57 @AltF4LJDrama Oh there's tons of coffee here in Heathenland. Salt Lake is nearly overrun with coffeehouses, thank the Good Lord. #
14:45 Feeling so revitalized by this staff training day!
If it doesn't end soon, there will be blood. #
15:40 @angryyoungwoman Ouchie. :( #
17:03 Why did I set up a Google Calendar notification to remind me of my own birthday? Have I forgotten it in the past? I... I don't remember. O.O #
17:05 @DoryenChin No, it's a week from tomorrow. I guess another question is: why did I have it notify me more than a week in advance??? #
17:09 @xJane It's actually not until a week from tomorrow. EVEN CURIOUSER. #
17:41 @evndahm I just saw her! She's an amazing performer. Go see her—you won't regret it. #
18:07 @bibliogrrl Definitely not worth $200, especially if you can make it yourself. Doesn't look *that* hard. #
18:35 I have one glass of wine and suddenly I turn into Twitter Oprah.
YOU get a star!
And YOU get a star!
You ALL get stars!!!! #
18:38 @darthbender YOU GET A STAR DAMMIT #
18:42 @J0rdster I don't need any tea, and the wine I'm drinking isn't horribly exciting, but you're welcome to share some, if you like. #
18:43 @jebro The key is to be a dehydrated lightweight drinking on an empty stomach. :D #
18:55 @Sundry Are they watching a scary movie? I'm not sure I get it. #
18:58 @Melindir I'm not sure I'd have the foresight to make that decision while I was still coherent. :D #
19:02 @Sundry Ohhhhh. Of course. :D #
19:47 @erinannie I regularly test to see if I'm lactose intolerant. And I always, always am. :'( #
#namesIhavepubliclyembarrassedmyselfbymispronouncing #whatcanIsayIwashomeschooled #
20:41 @xJane Try pronouncing them like "boulder," "kally-ope," "jertrude" and "puh-MAY-luh" #
20:41 @xJane ...and pronouncing "Gorbachev" the way it's spelled instead of like "Gorbachoff." #
21:41 @bibliogrrl Suddenly *I* want a double-circle swing skirt. :D #
22:03 @Doxees How old is your brother/his teammates? #
22:04 @Sundry Curse you for making me weep. #
22:06 @Doxees Little League goes until FIFTEEN??? I had no idea.
Obviously I never played in Little League.
Or in any sport whatsoever. :D #
23:31 A video, IN WHICH WE LEARN how Mariska Hargitay "breaks in" CSI:SVU guest stars; AND IN WHICH I come in my pants. j.mp/4trUFk #
23:32 @darthbender Don't hate me because I don't know what Fall Out Boy is. #
23:33 And of course I meant Law & Order: SVU. Law & Order, CSI: all shows I do not watch. #
23:36 @erinannie Never heard of it.
...is that a Fall Out Boy lyric? #
23:48 @erinannie Ohhh, it's the band Pete Wentz is in. Yeah, I'd never listened to them before, but I guess I knew they existed. #
23:59 @darthbender Yes, I thought it was genius. w00t! #Follow me on Twitter!
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